Ubiquitous
2015-12-13 09:30:41 UTC
I watched:
HALLOWEEN:
I caught the remake in progress and since I had nothing better to watch
I decided to see if it was a bad as it seemed before I gave up. Yep.
Hey, it's Bernadette as Lori! I came in at the point where Lupus
discovered the desecrated gravesite of Michael Meyers's sister, but
they never really said it was hers, like in the original. Oh yeah,
apparently Doctor Lupus wrote a popular tell-all book about MM at some
point in the past, so everyone he meets hates him. The next scene was
the girls walking home but instead of MM being in a car, he's standing
like 10 feet away from them and the "bad girls" are sexually taunting
him until one mentions her father is a cop and he just saunters away.
Moments later, her cop father arrives and no one says anything about
the creepy lecherous perv who had been staring at them. Wait, didn't
they notice his mask? Are highschool girls this sexualized now and why
didn't they mention it to her father? The scene with Bob dressed as a
ghost and PJ saying "see what you like?" now takes place in the
adbandonned Meyer house with a couple drifter hippies who didn't want
to mess up their van by making love in it. MM takes several minutes to
kill Bob before impaling him to a wall in the stairwell. He slowly
kills PJ without allowing her to call Lori. He kills Lindsey's
babysitter while making love on the couch. At this point I realize MM
isn't being stealthy at all in this movie. He stands about 10 feet away
from people instead of being enshrouded in shadows yet no one ever sees
him. So Lindsey runs over to Lori's place while the babysitter calls 9
-11 with her dieing death-rattle. Naturally, Lori runs over to the
Meyer's house to hide and we discover that MM has been doing all this
because he misses his baby sister, Lori, who Lupus dropped off at a
foster home and only wants to see her. Awww... Unfortunately, Lori
didn't realize this and stabbed him in ther neck so all bets were
off. *rolls eyes* Lupus shows interupts MM trying to kill Lori to tell
him he's sorry, only to get his eyes popped out with MM's thumbs,
allowing Lori to hide in the wall spaces of the house and then the air
ducts in the ceiling. Eventually, the movie ends with her and MM
falling off the roof of the house and her eventually discharging
Lupus's pistol in MM's face, splatter his brains all over her. I didn't
stay tuned in to see if MM performed a vanishing act but it was a Moot
Point since IFC squeezed everything into a one-inch bar at the bottom
of the screen and sped it up.
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN:
"The Runaway Robot". A jewelry store robbery is thwarted by Professor
Horatio Hornblower's robot but he gets arrested b/c the cops cannot
find the gems. It's probably because the robot stomped them into powder
or got embedded in its feet when it went berserk and started stomping
on the jewelry. The robber's boss (hey, it's Professor Hinkle!)
realizes they could use the robot to break into the bank safe and sends
them on their way. It was rather amusing watching them speak in 1950's
"gangster talk". Clark bails Horatio out and leaves him and Jimmy in
his aprtment, but soon after he leaves them alone, Horstio tricks Jimmy
into getting away to meet the gangsters who predictibly use the flame
thrower in its nose to "cut thru the bank safe like a knofe thru
butter". Superman saves the day by tearing the robot apart off screen.
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN:
"Drums of Death". Something involving voodoo in Afrika with a bunch of
guys in blackface playing the native voodoo followers. For some reason
they captured Jimmy Olson and Perry White's wife with paper chains for
questioning and put them in a convenient room-size win press in the
middle of the jungle but managed to escape. Oh yeah, one of those
blackface natives was really a honkey! Imagione that!
BATMAN:
"Louie the Lilac". Louie the Lilac attempts to corner the market on
flowers for a local "flower-in" by some hippies.
BATMAN:
"Surf's Up! Joker's Under!". The Joker steals Surfer Skip Parker's
moves, which he thinks will be more than enough to beat Batman in a
surfing competition. In case you were wondering—yes, there is a shark,
and for all sakes and purposes, it is jumped. According to the Bat
Scholar over at ToTheBatpoles.com, Caesar HATED this one.
WONDER WOMAN
"Spaced Out". Diana Prince's investigation of the theft of some
telescope lenses leads her to a lame SF con. Hey, it's Odo and Chris
Cristy again! Yep, another Ann Collins production. I shall post a
seperate article for proper mocking.
THE FACTS OF LIFE:
"Ready or Not". Beverly Ann is concerned that Tootie is getting much
too serious about her new boyfriend. Luckily, Tootie didn't "go all the
way"! Didn't they already do a VSE on this? Also, I hate this final(?)
season with Clorid Leachman. She just sucks the air out of ebvery scene
she is in, but maybe it's the best she can do for a show running on
fumes.
THE FACTS OF LIFE:
"Another Room". Fed up with the circus atmosphere and lack of privacy
created by four girls in one room, Jo decides to move. Why are they
still living togther at this point?
THE FACTS OF LIFE:
"Off Broadway Baby". Tootie auditions for a broadway musical (Newport
jizzes his pants here) and competes against "Suzie Q", who performs her
one-hit-wonder.
TCM UNDERGROUND:
"The Little Chill". The girls from first season show up for a reunion
as part of a bacherlrette party. Since Jo (and Beferly) weren't on the
show at the time, they feel left out. Cindy the tomboy became a
supermodel but was dressed as Jane in a leoppard skin tunic (gah!);
Nancy was getting married but revealed she was three months pregnant;
Molly (Ringwald) was "too busy" (the actress was unavailable); and
Helen(?), Blair's rival at the time, was a successful businessowman
well on her way to becoming a CEO but was busted by Jo when she caught
her on the phone begging her friend to take the donuts to the next
morning staff meeting so she could stay another day. Wow, what a bitch!
Jo didn't spill the beans, BTW, but she totally deserved it.
What did you watch?
--
Islam is a peaceful religion, just as long as the women are beaten,
the boys buggered and the infidels are killed.
HALLOWEEN:
I caught the remake in progress and since I had nothing better to watch
I decided to see if it was a bad as it seemed before I gave up. Yep.
Hey, it's Bernadette as Lori! I came in at the point where Lupus
discovered the desecrated gravesite of Michael Meyers's sister, but
they never really said it was hers, like in the original. Oh yeah,
apparently Doctor Lupus wrote a popular tell-all book about MM at some
point in the past, so everyone he meets hates him. The next scene was
the girls walking home but instead of MM being in a car, he's standing
like 10 feet away from them and the "bad girls" are sexually taunting
him until one mentions her father is a cop and he just saunters away.
Moments later, her cop father arrives and no one says anything about
the creepy lecherous perv who had been staring at them. Wait, didn't
they notice his mask? Are highschool girls this sexualized now and why
didn't they mention it to her father? The scene with Bob dressed as a
ghost and PJ saying "see what you like?" now takes place in the
adbandonned Meyer house with a couple drifter hippies who didn't want
to mess up their van by making love in it. MM takes several minutes to
kill Bob before impaling him to a wall in the stairwell. He slowly
kills PJ without allowing her to call Lori. He kills Lindsey's
babysitter while making love on the couch. At this point I realize MM
isn't being stealthy at all in this movie. He stands about 10 feet away
from people instead of being enshrouded in shadows yet no one ever sees
him. So Lindsey runs over to Lori's place while the babysitter calls 9
-11 with her dieing death-rattle. Naturally, Lori runs over to the
Meyer's house to hide and we discover that MM has been doing all this
because he misses his baby sister, Lori, who Lupus dropped off at a
foster home and only wants to see her. Awww... Unfortunately, Lori
didn't realize this and stabbed him in ther neck so all bets were
off. *rolls eyes* Lupus shows interupts MM trying to kill Lori to tell
him he's sorry, only to get his eyes popped out with MM's thumbs,
allowing Lori to hide in the wall spaces of the house and then the air
ducts in the ceiling. Eventually, the movie ends with her and MM
falling off the roof of the house and her eventually discharging
Lupus's pistol in MM's face, splatter his brains all over her. I didn't
stay tuned in to see if MM performed a vanishing act but it was a Moot
Point since IFC squeezed everything into a one-inch bar at the bottom
of the screen and sped it up.
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN:
"The Runaway Robot". A jewelry store robbery is thwarted by Professor
Horatio Hornblower's robot but he gets arrested b/c the cops cannot
find the gems. It's probably because the robot stomped them into powder
or got embedded in its feet when it went berserk and started stomping
on the jewelry. The robber's boss (hey, it's Professor Hinkle!)
realizes they could use the robot to break into the bank safe and sends
them on their way. It was rather amusing watching them speak in 1950's
"gangster talk". Clark bails Horatio out and leaves him and Jimmy in
his aprtment, but soon after he leaves them alone, Horstio tricks Jimmy
into getting away to meet the gangsters who predictibly use the flame
thrower in its nose to "cut thru the bank safe like a knofe thru
butter". Superman saves the day by tearing the robot apart off screen.
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN:
"Drums of Death". Something involving voodoo in Afrika with a bunch of
guys in blackface playing the native voodoo followers. For some reason
they captured Jimmy Olson and Perry White's wife with paper chains for
questioning and put them in a convenient room-size win press in the
middle of the jungle but managed to escape. Oh yeah, one of those
blackface natives was really a honkey! Imagione that!
BATMAN:
"Louie the Lilac". Louie the Lilac attempts to corner the market on
flowers for a local "flower-in" by some hippies.
BATMAN:
"Surf's Up! Joker's Under!". The Joker steals Surfer Skip Parker's
moves, which he thinks will be more than enough to beat Batman in a
surfing competition. In case you were wondering—yes, there is a shark,
and for all sakes and purposes, it is jumped. According to the Bat
Scholar over at ToTheBatpoles.com, Caesar HATED this one.
WONDER WOMAN
"Spaced Out". Diana Prince's investigation of the theft of some
telescope lenses leads her to a lame SF con. Hey, it's Odo and Chris
Cristy again! Yep, another Ann Collins production. I shall post a
seperate article for proper mocking.
THE FACTS OF LIFE:
"Ready or Not". Beverly Ann is concerned that Tootie is getting much
too serious about her new boyfriend. Luckily, Tootie didn't "go all the
way"! Didn't they already do a VSE on this? Also, I hate this final(?)
season with Clorid Leachman. She just sucks the air out of ebvery scene
she is in, but maybe it's the best she can do for a show running on
fumes.
THE FACTS OF LIFE:
"Another Room". Fed up with the circus atmosphere and lack of privacy
created by four girls in one room, Jo decides to move. Why are they
still living togther at this point?
THE FACTS OF LIFE:
"Off Broadway Baby". Tootie auditions for a broadway musical (Newport
jizzes his pants here) and competes against "Suzie Q", who performs her
one-hit-wonder.
TCM UNDERGROUND:
"The Little Chill". The girls from first season show up for a reunion
as part of a bacherlrette party. Since Jo (and Beferly) weren't on the
show at the time, they feel left out. Cindy the tomboy became a
supermodel but was dressed as Jane in a leoppard skin tunic (gah!);
Nancy was getting married but revealed she was three months pregnant;
Molly (Ringwald) was "too busy" (the actress was unavailable); and
Helen(?), Blair's rival at the time, was a successful businessowman
well on her way to becoming a CEO but was busted by Jo when she caught
her on the phone begging her friend to take the donuts to the next
morning staff meeting so she could stay another day. Wow, what a bitch!
Jo didn't spill the beans, BTW, but she totally deserved it.
What did you watch?
--
Islam is a peaceful religion, just as long as the women are beaten,
the boys buggered and the infidels are killed.
