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RIVERDALE: 15 Fan Theories That Change Everything
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Jim G.
2017-08-12 01:32:50 UTC
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These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
who's been following the show. The theories that I buy into are:

15. Joaquin is Betty’s brother

Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.

14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship

Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...

13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason

The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
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“It smells like bad beer and worse choices. I'll make it work.” – Rosita
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anim8rfsk
2017-08-12 01:58:33 UTC
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Post by Jim G.
http://screenrant.com/riverdale-crazy-fan-theories-that-change-everything/
Will they change it being a terrible show that I've stopped watching?
Post by Jim G.
These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
15. Joaquin is Betty¹s brother
Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.
14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship
Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...
13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason
The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
I figured Archie for a Blossom until his hideous soul-stealing Ginger
bitch mother showed up. I'd like it if Veronica was his sister. Can we
do the math so both Betty and Veronica are his sisters?
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Jim G.
2017-08-12 16:30:14 UTC
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Post by Jim G.
http://screenrant.com/riverdale-crazy-fan-theories-that-change-everything/
Will they change it being a terrible show that I've stopped watching?
It can't be terrible or you'd still be watching it. I must just be
mostly bad. :)
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Post by Jim G.
These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
15. Joaquin is Betty¹s brother
Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.
14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship
Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...
13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason
The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
I figured Archie for a Blossom until his hideous soul-stealing Ginger
bitch mother showed up.
Molly? What did Molly do that was so wrong?
Post by anim8rfsk
I'd like it if Veronica was his sister. Can we
do the math so both Betty and Veronica are his sisters?
Have you been spending time in Alabama recently?
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Jim G. | A fan of the good and the bad, but not the mediocre
“It smells like bad beer and worse choices. I'll make it work.” – Rosita
Bustillos, WYNONNA EARP
anim8rfsk
2017-08-12 16:48:15 UTC
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Post by Jim G.
http://screenrant.com/riverdale-crazy-fan-theories-that-change-everything/
Will they change it being a terrible show that I've stopped watching?
It can't be terrible or you'd still be watching it. I must just be
mostly bad. :)
Yes, yes you must.
Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
Post by Jim G.
These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
15. Joaquin is Betty1s brother
Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.
14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship
Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...
13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason
The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
I figured Archie for a Blossom until his hideous soul-stealing Ginger
bitch mother showed up.
Molly? What did Molly do that was so wrong?
Oh, God, I've hated her forever. It's was ... which is the one where
she has to choose between the poor kid and the rich kid, 16 Candles or
Pretty in Pink? Anyway, the script said she ends up with the poor kid
that loves her, and she refused to shoot that ending, proclaiming "Molly
Ringwald doesn't play characters that end up with poor boyfriends" and
forced them to change it, which is why she didn't work in real countries
for the next couple decades. Then she thought she could come back old
and naked and restart her career and nobody cared.
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Post by anim8rfsk
I'd like it if Veronica was his sister. Can we
do the math so both Betty and Veronica are his sisters?
Have you been spending time in Alabama recently?
Wisconsin, man. Or Colorado City which is ironically in Arizona.
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Dimensional Traveler
2017-08-12 17:23:44 UTC
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Post by Jim G.
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Post by Jim G.
http://screenrant.com/riverdale-crazy-fan-theories-that-change-everything/
Will they change it being a terrible show that I've stopped watching?
It can't be terrible or you'd still be watching it. I must just be
mostly bad. :)
Yes, yes you must.
Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
Post by Jim G.
These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
15. Joaquin is Betty1s brother
Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.
14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship
Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...
13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason
The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
I figured Archie for a Blossom until his hideous soul-stealing Ginger
bitch mother showed up.
Molly? What did Molly do that was so wrong?
Oh, God, I've hated her forever. It's was ... which is the one where
she has to choose between the poor kid and the rich kid, 16 Candles or
Pretty in Pink? Anyway, the script said she ends up with the poor kid
that loves her, and she refused to shoot that ending, proclaiming "Molly
Ringwald doesn't play characters that end up with poor boyfriends" and
forced them to change it, which is why she didn't work in real countries
for the next couple decades. Then she thought she could come back old
and naked and restart her career and nobody cared.
Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
I'd like it if Veronica was his sister. Can we
do the math so both Betty and Veronica are his sisters?
Have you been spending time in Alabama recently?
Wisconsin, man. Or Colorado City which is ironically in Arizona.
And Kansas City is in Missouri.
--
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instinct are running screaming.
Adam H. Kerman
2017-08-14 03:00:55 UTC
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Post by anim8rfsk
Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
Post by Jim G.
http://screenrant.com/riverdale-crazy-fan-theories-that-change-everything/
Will they change it being a terrible show that I've stopped watching?
It can't be terrible or you'd still be watching it. I must just be
mostly bad. :)
Yes, yes you must.
Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
Post by Jim G.
These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
15. Joaquin is Betty1s brother
Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.
14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship
Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...
13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason
The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
I figured Archie for a Blossom until his hideous soul-stealing Ginger
bitch mother showed up.
Molly? What did Molly do that was so wrong?
Oh, God, I've hated her forever. It's was ... which is the one where
she has to choose between the poor kid and the rich kid, 16 Candles or
Pretty in Pink? Anyway, the script said she ends up with the poor kid
that loves her, and she refused to shoot that ending, proclaiming "Molly
Ringwald doesn't play characters that end up with poor boyfriends" and
forced them to change it, which is why she didn't work in real countries
for the next couple decades. Then she thought she could come back old
and naked and restart her career and nobody cared.
Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
I'd like it if Veronica was his sister. Can we
do the math so both Betty and Veronica are his sisters?
Have you been spending time in Alabama recently?
Wisconsin, man. Or Colorado City which is ironically in Arizona.
And Kansas City is in Missouri.
Only one of them is.

Jim G.
2017-08-12 17:38:08 UTC
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Post by Jim G.
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Post by Jim G.
http://screenrant.com/riverdale-crazy-fan-theories-that-change-everything/
Will they change it being a terrible show that I've stopped watching?
It can't be terrible or you'd still be watching it. I must just be
mostly bad. :)
Yes, yes you must.
I should just proactively run an ad for an editor on a regular basis.
Every month or so should do it. This latest one was starting to side
with the dog, so I don't mind seeing her hit the door. Literally. Hit
the door on the way out. Put a big welt on her forehead. Yes, I laughed.
Serves her right for sucking up to a canine.
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Post by Jim G.
Post by anim8rfsk
Post by Jim G.
These are just *THEORIES*, so there is nothing spoiler-y here for anyone
15. Joaquin is Betty1s brother
Ever since Betty's mom admitted to giving a kid up for adoption, I've
wondered who the kid would be -- if the kid stayed local. And the math
works.
14. Cheryl and Jason were in a romantic relationship
Well, duh. Although they're apparently trying to deny the possibility
now, it seems painfully obvious that the writers were going here. Maybe
the backlash caused them to change their story...
13. Archie is a Blossom
11. Archie was supposed to be killed, not Jason
The red hair thing seems weird, so #13 is easy to consider. And if #11
is true, then someone could have been targeting Archie over his affair
with Ms Grundy *or* because he's a Blossom.
I figured Archie for a Blossom until his hideous soul-stealing Ginger
bitch mother showed up.
Molly? What did Molly do that was so wrong?
Oh, God, I've hated her forever. It's was ... which is the one where
she has to choose between the poor kid and the rich kid, 16 Candles or
Pretty in Pink? Anyway, the script said she ends up with the poor kid
that loves her, and she refused to shoot that ending, proclaiming "Molly
Ringwald doesn't play characters that end up with poor boyfriends" and
forced them to change it, which is why she didn't work in real countries
for the next couple decades. Then she thought she could come back old
and naked and restart her career and nobody cared.
I've never heard any of that before. I thought that she was adorable in
every sense of the word in 16 CANDLES, but I don't think that I've ever
seen all of PRETTY IN PINK unless it was in bits and pieces and
inadvertently.
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Post by anim8rfsk
I'd like it if Veronica was his sister. Can we
do the math so both Betty and Veronica are his sisters?
Have you been spending time in Alabama recently?
Wisconsin, man.
You're going beyond cousins at this point, so it's gotta be SEC country.
Post by anim8rfsk
Or Colorado City which is ironically in Arizona.
Maybe it's the heat.
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Jim G. | A fan of the good and the bad, but not the mediocre
“It smells like bad beer and worse choices. I'll make it work.” – Rosita
Bustillos, WYNONNA EARP
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