2021-05-03 08:30:41 UTC
WE ARE THE 80'S
WE ARE THE 80'S
WE ARE THE 80'S
FATHER KNOWS BEST:
Shout Factory TV was playing this all day for some reason. Not particuarly
THE ANDY GRIFFIN SHOW:
"Gomer Pyle, USMC". Gomer joins the Marines. For some reason, Andy loiters on
the base and eavesdrops on Gomer's misadventures, then later messes with his
D.I., Sergeant Carter, by passive-aggressively telling him that Gomer is the
son of a general and to not treat him special. Predictible wackiness follows,
including Carter discovering General Pyle has no children. Wink-WAH! Andy
continues to skulk around the base, eavesdropping at Gomer's window and
stirring the pudding.
THE LOVE BOAT:
The crew celebrate their 200th voyage. Is this an attempt at being
"meta"? Hey, they got Andy Warhol to host the festivities! This week, The
Mermaids performed a boring cover of "I'm So Excited".
"Hidden Treasure". An ex-con (part of MeTV's "MAYberry theme) and his wife
search for a rare stamp hidden somewhere on the ship by the
man's former cellmate.
"Picture From the Past". Mrs Cunningham tries to hide from Mr Cunningham
that she made a movie with Andy Warhol when she was younger. I think they
made a Chuck joke at some point.
"Ace's Salary". Ace gets the crew up in arms about salaries.
"Someone to Baywatch over You". Mitch helps an FBI agent stake out the beach
house of a mobster's girlfriend. Meanwhile, a woman Matt rescued is doing the
I-am-your-slave-because-you-saved-my-life routine. Naturally, the female FBI
agent who is posing as a lifeguard hates them but had to use Mitch's life
guard stand to spy on their target. At one point, she managed to knock
herself out with her float while pretending to rescue a drunk guy caught in a
rip current. We see a wacky montage of Matt and CJ trying to trick his
stalker into thinking she saved his life. Ironically, he gets knocked out by
a Saint Bernard that pushed him off his boat. Mitch and the FBI agent have
lots of sexual tension. I know how that's going to turn out... So, they
ripped off Rear Window and then while the agent was away, he planted the bug
she was attempting during the previous Rear Window scene. Eww! The FBI agent
reveals she hates lifeguards b/c the one she loved betrayed her, yada yada,
then revealing it was her father! Meanwhile, Cody gets saved by the moron and
CJ thinks he's faking it as she's performing mouth-to-mouth and CPR on an
unconscious Matt. The girl the FBI is spying on starts to drown on her daily
swim but when they goto rescue her, they discover someone in a boat about 100
yards away snatched her. I have no idea how someone did that under their
Mitch is making moves on FBI agent but is cock-blocked by one of his
employees announcing she's leaving the show, err, sailing around the world
with her new bf, followed by a montage of them posing and smooching on his
LIFE, LIBERTY, & LEVIN:
Mark is joined by Senator Josh Hawley, who slams "the strong alliance"
between the left and Big Tech.
"Meg Goes to College". Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while
Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
What did you watch?