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Go To Jail, James Bakker. Again...
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super70s
2020-02-14 16:06:55 UTC
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https://www.wonkette.com/james-bakker-sells-magic-silver-solution-to-save-you-
from-coronavirus
Jim Bakker, that old I Need Your Money For Jesus huckster who did a five-year
stint in the federal slammer for fleecing his flock faithful, has been back
on low-budget cable for a few years now, mostly selling nigh-inedible survival
meal buckets to get you through the End Times and explaining that Planned
Parenthood performs Satanic rites, free with every abortion. Ever the kind of fellow
to hop on the latest trend, Bakker is now hawking a "silver solution" that just
might cure the COVID-19 coronavirus, which now has an official name. Here's the
spiel, as captured by the nice folks at Right Wing Watch.
The Jim Bakker Show is suggesting that the silver solution it sells can kill
the coronavirus within 12 hours. https://t.co/kbUGnUp69m
The nice lady Bakker "interviewed" about this wonder supplement admitted that
the stuff hasn't actually been tested on "this strain" of coronavirus, but
that it probably should do the trick, maybe.
It's been tested on other strains of the coronavirus, and has been able to
eliminate it in 12 hours. Totally eliminate it. Kills it. Deactivates it. And
then it boosts your immune system, so then you can support the recovery,
'cause when you kill the virus, then the immune system comes into action to clear
it out. So you want a vibrant immune system as well as the ability to deactivate
these viruses.
Bro. Jim, is he still alive? Maybe it was Tammy Faye who died.

Then there was his old sidekick Henry, who often started speaking in
tongues.

This was in the pre-cable days of course when there was nothing worth
watching in the wee hours of the morning for a few good laughs but PTL
Club (not that there is that much today either).
Miloch
2020-02-14 16:19:34 UTC
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In article <super70s-***@reader01.eternal-september.org>,
super70s says...
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more at
https://www.wonkette.com/james-bakker-sells-magic-silver-solution-to-save-you-
from-coronavirus
Jim Bakker, that old I Need Your Money For Jesus huckster who did a five-year
stint in the federal slammer for fleecing his flock faithful, has been back
on low-budget cable for a few years now, mostly selling nigh-inedible survival
meal buckets to get you through the End Times and explaining that Planned
Parenthood performs Satanic rites, free with every abortion. Ever the kind of fellow
to hop on the latest trend, Bakker is now hawking a "silver solution" that just
might cure the COVID-19 coronavirus, which now has an official name. Here's the
spiel, as captured by the nice folks at Right Wing Watch.
The Jim Bakker Show is suggesting that the silver solution it sells can kill
the coronavirus within 12 hours. https://t.co/kbUGnUp69m
The nice lady Bakker "interviewed" about this wonder supplement admitted that
the stuff hasn't actually been tested on "this strain" of coronavirus, but
that it probably should do the trick, maybe.
It's been tested on other strains of the coronavirus, and has been able to
eliminate it in 12 hours. Totally eliminate it. Kills it. Deactivates it. And
then it boosts your immune system, so then you can support the recovery,
'cause when you kill the virus, then the immune system comes into action to clear
it out. So you want a vibrant immune system as well as the ability to deactivate
these viruses.
Bro. Jim, is he still alive? Maybe it was Tammy Faye who died.
Then there was his old sidekick Henry, who often started speaking in
tongues.
This was in the pre-cable days of course when there was nothing worth
watching in the wee hours of the morning for a few good laughs but PTL
Club (not that there is that much today either).
...tears for The Son of God?...or that the 'collection plate' was a tad shy this
month and they'll miss a payment on the "Jesus Jet".

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