2019-08-08 08:30:41 UTC
Before "D&D night" at Burrito Boarder, I watched:
"In the Best of Families". They are definitely running out of story
ideas at this point and becoming ridiculous. A bickering family
consisting of a very manly-looking mother and her two sons decided to
celebrate(?) their father getting out of jail by robbing an armored
truck by having the sons pose as cops to detour the truck to a remote
location where they make it pull over so the mother could dump bees
into the air vent on the roof and the sons unload the truck during the
confusion. Hey, it's the Patridge Family bus!
"Silent Partner". A deaf man files a complaint against Jon when he is
mistaken for a drunken driver, so Ponch starts to date the man's
daughter. Meanwhile, Grossman, who had his mouth wired shut because of
the accident the deaf man caused, is cruely tormented by his coworkers,
so he predictibly binges at the deaf dance buffett. Because he's FAT.
"Angels on Campus". Cute sorority bimbo Jennifer Thomas is the second coed at
Whitley College to get kidnapped. Was it her boyfriend Richard (who has been
a student since the 1960s)? Her Literature teacher Fairgate? The tight end
football star Steve? His little sister Nikki? Tiffany was president of Kappa
Omega Psi (same sorority as Jennifer) when she was at Whitley College. "Kappa
Omega Psi was always known for beautiful women... until Tiffany showed up."
Ouch! While Tiffany hangs around the sorority house, Kris poses as a student
and Kelly poses as a football scout. The kidnapped girls are being sold for a
million dollars apiece by Professor Fairgate and the Kappa house mother to
some Sheikh. Willi the librarian (hey, it's the Russian chick from HOGAN'S
HEROES!) falls for Bosley (who is posing as a writer, then a football
"Flare Up". A bitter young man charges Ponch with police brutality.
There's a weird wind blowing in those Santa Anna winds! Apparently this
week's word is "synergy", as some spilt strawberry soda causes a
woman's station wagon to fill with Cholrine gas and later some spilt
hydroaciteic(?) acid mixes with water runoff to form huge purple
What did you watch?
Watching Democrats come up with schemes to "catch Trump" is like
watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road Runner.