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What Did You Watch? 2024-05-14 (Tuesday)
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Ubiquitous
2024-05-15 08:30:40 UTC
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I watched:

HOW *BAD* IS DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS???:
Sometimes I watch a movie and I seriously start thinking about how much
longer I'll be able to do this show because sometimes, believe it or not,
even if a movie is bad I'll watch it but I just can't find the jokes to make,
and then there are movies like this one where there's almost too much to joke
about I almost feel like "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" has breathed more
life into the show because after food fight like I had to take a breather.


VANDERPUMP RULES:
"May the Best Woman Win". Ariana finally breaks down over the end of her
relationship with Tom; Katie and Schwartz vie for the affection of the same
woman.
It's about freaking time, Arianna! I don't remember much else, but the
three-some with Katie, Schwartz, and Cori(?) seems a bit contrived. I don't
know, Jo and Schwartz seem like a cute couple.

VANDEPUMP RULES:
"How'd You Like Them Apples?". A podcast rehashing the past sends everyone
spiraling; Scheana releases a new song; Lala takes the next step toward
expanding her family; Ally and James have a tough conversation; Scheana and
Sandoval clash over a perceived betrayal.

Oh no! Everyone's upset about what Rachel said about Sandoval!

Nice to see Schemer is still trying to milk "Good as Gold" for all its worth.
Who the hell was that cover band making the video? At least she wasn't
twerking in her bedroom on top of her bed this time! So, she made a new song
and for some reason thought it was clever to put a Rachel reference in it?

The less said about LaLa's "Jizz party", the better. Even bawdy Lisa
Vanderbucks seemed appalled. Why does everyone assume they can hold their
parties at her house? It seemed a bit presumptive for LaLa to have already
arranged for everything before asking.

I think there was more but I cannot be bothered.

So Ann was fired? To be honest, their house didn't look much less dirty to
me, but I did enjoy all the footage of their habitation looking like a
pigsty. Leave it to Sandoval to hire a male assistant who looks like him! lol

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Jax Attack". Ariana invites her boyfriend, Dan on the group's upcoming trip
to San Francisco. Katie is accused of spreading cheating rumours about Jax.
Scheana's attempt to apologise to Sandoval goes south when he throws a past
indiscretion in her face.

VANDERBUCK RULES:
"For Old Tom’s Sake". Lala celebrates her 33rd birthday with a sexy burlesque
party. Ariana and Katie give Lisa an update on the status of Something About
Her. Schwartz reconnects with Jo after their friendship breakup. When the
group flies to San Francisco for a party, Scheana urges Sandoval to offer
Ariana a genuine apology. Schwartz makes Katie an indecent proposal.

I was paying more attention to tracing my hardcopies of software coding,
but here are some thoughts and observations.

• The scenes with Tom helping his backup friends seemed highly contrived.
I was suspicious at the one being labelled as "so-and-so's friend".

• I had totally forgotten about the girls' fake sandwich shop. Sounds like
they're having to deal with a lot of red tape. Say, did S&S ever open? ??

• Jo makes an appearance, just in time for this season's mandatory vacation.
I thought it was funny that she was going too.

• What the hell was LaLa wearing, a Fifth Element cosplay?

• Dan looked better on webcam than in person. All I could see was his horse
teeth!

• Why did Dan fly in from NYC but seemingly spent no time with Ariana?

• I have no interest in Sandoval's lame band. Next!

• San Fran looked lovely, but I am guessing it's because they had a poop map.

• Was there an obligatory fight at the end of the ep? I can't remember.

• Gawdamn, just how many commercials do I have to see with Arianna in them?

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Plot Twist". Scheana performs live for the first time with her band; Katie
clashes with Jo over a year's worth of grievances; Ariana takes Dan to lunch
with her friends; the fourth wall is left shattered when Tom approaches
Ariana for a conversation.

Zzzz... oh, I must have fallen asleep! This was definitely an underwhelming
"finally" that ended with a lame sad musical montage.

• Was Schemer performing in San Fran? I thought they were, but what was
Billie and the girl Sandoval dated once doing there?

• I am angry at Katie for being a bitch to Jo. Ditto for her asshole friend
who was dressed like a giant banana and called Jo a crackwhore when she
approached.

• Nice latex shirt, Brach.

• LaLa broke the 4th wall about Ariana's attitude, but there was a good
amount of projection in her rant.

• Did Ariana tell the producer her biggest beef with Sandoval was that he
gave her VD?

• I could have sworn I saw someone (Billie?) throwing a chair at Schemer's
performance in the season preview.

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Reunion, part 1". Sandoval finds himself on the defensive when he gets
called out for his poor decisions in the press. While Ariana builds a life on
Broadway with her new boyfriend, questions remain about what to do with the
shared house in L.A. Scheana and Brock discuss the turbulence in their
marriage. Everyone is brought to tears as Brock describes the impact Scheana
and Summer have had on his life. Lala challenges Katie’s authenticity about
her feelings toward Ariana. 


What did you watch?

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Let's go Brandon!
Ian J. Ball
2024-05-15 16:27:15 UTC
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Post by Ubiquitous
Sometimes I watch a movie and I seriously start thinking about how much
longer I'll be able to do this show because sometimes, believe it or not,
even if a movie is bad I'll watch it but I just can't find the jokes to make,
and then there are movies like this one where there's almost too much to joke
about I almost feel like "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" has breathed more
life into the show because after food fight like I had to take a breather.
http://youtu.be/371jENJ-N9k
A 1977 "classic" I've never heard of before!
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What did you watch?
Not much:

soaps: DOOL - Mon's ep. EJ goes to confront Sloan after confirming the
parentage of the baby - Sloan begs EJ to keep the secret. Meanwhile, a
drunk Leo wants to tell Nicole and Eric the truth, but passes out. When
Leo wakes up, he finds EJ flashing a bunch of $zeroes at him, and takes
the deal to keep his mouth shut... Everett seems to be having a good
time with dumb Stephanie, but they are interrupted by "Bobby's" conquest
from a few evenings before - after Stephanie leaves, a puzzled Everett
queries the woman, not remembering meeting her, which insults her...
Kristen summons Ava over, to question her (re: Li Shin's murder).
Meanwhile, Rafe and Ava have the lab examine the ledger that Harris and
Ava discovered - the lab finds the fingerprint of the guy Ava killed,
Gil, and Li Shin's blood on it! It looks like Gil killed Li!!

The Cookie! (on The ABC (OTA!!)) - "The Squeeze" (ep. #6.9). Gah, this
was stoo-pid!!
The super-cute rookie cop shrink, played by super-cute Danielle
Campbell, turns out to be EVOL!!1! Or, at least, being coerced to do
EVOL!! by... the EVOL!!1! lawyer(?) lady played by Bridget Regan! And
Regan is up to all kinds of criminal EVOL!
So, somehow, Bradford is framed for killing a dirty cop, being
treated by Campbell's cutie shrink, and is benched by an EVOL!!1! IA cop
doing Regan's bidding. So most of the episode is Nolan and his rookie
investigating Danielle Campbell, before offering her "protection" at the
end if she'll "flip".
Meanwhile, Lopez and Harper investigate something that has to do
with Lopez's nanny, which somehow ties into the EVOL!!1! that Bridget
Regan is perpetrating!
What'evs!!
Next week is the SENSES-SHATTERING! season finale!! (And then this
show is "off" until 2025!)

What did you watch?
anim8rfsk
2024-05-15 18:34:12 UTC
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What did you watch?
The Cookie! (on The ABC (OTA!!)) - "The Squeeze" (ep. #6.9). Gah, this
was stoo-pid!!
What did you watch?
I had CHICAGO FIRE on IAN as background noise. Middle of season six.
Apparently they had guest stars from their cop show because smiles
inappropriately girl was there.

So there’s this guy that they think is innocent, but suspect may be in
computer communication with somebody else that they suspect may be a
bomber. So the girl paramedics (?) Get into his house pretending to do a
wellness check while others sneak in the back and clone his computer so
they’ll be able to see his new texts. That’s not how it works. That’s not
how any of it works. And they apparently don’t need any warrants or
anything to do this. And they said they do this sort of thing all the time
because this is what the fire department does when they aren’t on rescues.

They also catch a peeping Tom photographer in the firehouse shower and
actually tell him to pick up his camera and get out. Really? You don’t pull
the memory card or accidentally drop the whole thing in the toilet or
something? And they’re going to report him to the police so why don’t they
call the police and sit on them until somebody comes to pick him up?


GODZILLA X KONG NEW EMPIRE
Well, it was sort of pretty, but didn’t make a damn bit of sense. I had to
read Ian’s Wikipedia after and all sorts of stuff apparently happened that
you could never get from the movie or the dialogue.
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Ubiquitous
2024-05-16 01:05:23 UTC
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What did you watch?
What did you watch?
I had CHICAGO FIRE on ION as background noise. Middle of season six.
Apparently they had guest stars from their cop show because smiles
inappropriately girl was there.
So there's this guy that they think is innocent, but suspect may be in
computer communication with somebody else that they suspect may be a
bomber. So the girl paramedics (?) Get into his house pretending to do a
wellness check while others sneak in the back and clone his computer so
they'll be able to see his new texts. That's not how it works. That's not
how any of it works. And they apparently don't need any warrants or
anything to do this. And they said they do this sort of thing all the time
because this is what the fire department does when they aren't on rescues.
They also catch a peeping Tom photographer in the firehouse shower and
actually tell him to pick up his camera and get out. Really? You don't pull
the memory card or accidentally drop the whole thing in the toilet or
something? And they're going to report him to the police so why don't they
call the police and sit on them until somebody comes to pick him up?
Wow, so I didn't catch a randomly bad ep? I don't remember the plots (I
think one was about a new leader being mistreated) but I do remember one
of them pulling a DIE HARD while rescuing someone from a burning building.

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Let's go Brandon!

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